Advance Copy of the CFI women in secularism conference schedule.
8 AM: Rebecca Watson – On the positive aspects of burqas: how they can prevent almost rapes from almost happening.
9 AM: Ophelia Benson – 10 tips for identifying misogyny in everyday household items.
10 AM: Greta Christina – Don’t be a misogynist while sleeping: how to prevent sexual dreams where you might have sex without getting to know her.
11 AM: Free samples giveaway of Fasten-it-down-while-you-sleep anti-misogyny clamps.
12 PM: Jennifer McCreight – Feminist lunch etiquette or why you shouldn’t serve bananas without chopping them into tiny little pieces.
1 PM: Non-conformist-to-societal-beauty-myths body positive lunch – Sausages, cake, burgers, pizza, french fries, ice cream.
2 PM: PZ Myers – On strong independent women: how to make sure you don’t inadvertently make them feel uncomfortable or almost raped.
3 PM: Rebecca Watson – On anti-misogynist modeling or how to pose nude without sexualizing yourself.
4 PM: Ophelia Benson – The final solution to the “bitch” problem – the case for why we don’t need “man’s” best friend.
5 PM: Greta Christina – The complete theory of rapists – combining the theories of relative rapists and quantum rapists.